BANGERANG IN THE GUTTERLANDS

This meaty one is affectionatly reffered to as "Blood Puddin'". The creator installed a "green-energy generator" on its hunched back to pump in nutrients from the globe of phytoplankton harvesting the power of the sun. In fact, it is entirely cruelty-free, in that it doesn't feel any emotions when it kills. As its creator would have told you before they brutally died of natural causes, a biological machine uses only non-synthetic lubricant..

Blood. It uses blood.